100% here for beyoncé using white men as props to frame herself
JERRY: Oh, hello…
JERRY: Mr. Vandelay, of course.
SALES WOMAN: You two know each other?
Kramer bursts through the door.
SALES WOMAN: Mr. Pennypacker!
KRAMER: Uh, yes, uh, I—I wanted to, uh, stop by and make sure that my shark tank fits— uh, hello.
SALES WOMAN: Mr. Pennypacker, this is Mr. Vandelay, And you know Mr. Varnsen
KRAMER: Uh, Varnsen.
GEORGE: Pennypacker. Varnsen.
JERRY: Vandelay. Wait a second. Mr. Pennypacker, if you’re here, and Mr. Vandelay is also here, then who’s watching the factory?
KRAMER: The factory?
JERRY: The Saab factory?
KRAMER: Jerry, that’s in Sweden.
(via The Puerto Rican Day)
- beyonce's publishing team: how are we going to promote your new album
- beyonce: i'm beyonce
- beyonce's publishing team: tru
***Flawless (feat. Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie)
is there a master list yet
When I grow up, I want to be Beyonce
“We should all be feminists”
We teach girls to shrink themselves
To make themselves smaller
We say to girls
“You can have ambition
But not too much
You should aim to be successful
But not too successful
Otherwise you will threaten the man”
Because I am female
I am expected to aspire to marriage
I am expected to make my life choices
Always keeping in mind that
Marriage is the most important
Now marriage can be a source of
Joy and love and mutual support
But why do we teach to aspire to marriage
And we don’t teach boys the same?
We raise girls to each other as competitors
Not for jobs or for accomplishments
Which I think can be a good thing
But for the attention of men
We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings
In the way that boys are
Feminist: the person who believes in the social
Political, and economic equality of the sexes
I don’t understand the point of exclusively taking in propagandist media like FOX, even if you are hyperconservative. all it means is that you are probably not very smart
Thank you, Jon!
SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
Beyonce has been on a 123-show tour since March. She kicked off 2013 singing the National Anthem at the inauguration and then performed at the Super Bowl. And in between taking care of her small child and Instagramming her every bowel movement she somehow found time to secretly record an entire album PLUS 14 music videos and NO ONE leaked any of it to the world? Meanwhile I have a shelf from ikea that’s been sitting unfinished in a corner since May.
LADY GAGA IS SITTING IN HER CAR WIGLESS ON THE PHONE WITH HER MANAGER CRYING