February 2012
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i just saw a picture on my dash of michelle williams on some red carpet holding catcher in the rye
go the fuck home
strepsis:
Noam in this Interview zine I have that Matthew Donahoo made you said that if you had to write a 700-page novel it would be about a search for the Holy Grail and it would be called Get That Cup and I really want to read that so you should start writing it
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i’m genuinely surprised that watching some of molly soda’s youtube videos didn’t make me throw up
Part I: The Wild Land
Alexandra drew her shawl closer about her and stood leaning against the frame of the mill, looking at the stars which glittered so keenly through the frosty autumn air. She always loved to watch them, to think of their vastness and distance, and of their ordered march. It fortified her to reflect upon the great operations of nature, and when she thought of the law that lay behind them, she felt a...
The Fish
I caught a tremendous fish and held him beside the boat half out of water, with my hook fast in a corner of his mouth. He didn’t fight. He hadn’t fought at all. He hung a grunting weight, battered and venerable and homely. Here and there his brown skin hung in strips like ancient wallpaper, and its pattern of darker brown was like wallpaper: shapes like ...
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hotel hell
remember when i found that piece of paper with the seinfeld quotes on it? i found another piece of paper in a box of photographs with this dialogue from the office written on it:
Dwight: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time is now, check out time is never.
Jim: Does my room have cable?
Dwight: No. And the walls are made of fire.
Jim: Can I change rooms?
Dwight: Sorry, we’re all...
Watchtheconsultingbitch:
inacognito:
The single funniest scene on television ever
YOU ARE BLACK, STANLEY
Anonymous asked: Do u have a middle name?
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“I’d like to french pastry myself to death right now. I really would. In fact I’d like a piece of pie right after this. Do I dare?”
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