“I don’t mind if a girl doesn’t shave but I strongly prefer shaved.” -every guy about any part of the female body that could possibly be shaved
din noodles w kale, a grapefruit, pom-blueberry juice
you endless sleeper
the-worlds-biggest-egg: I’m saying this from the bottom of my heart, with great conviction, but I think based on watching it so far that Seinfeld is a very serious work of fine art and I’m very impressed by it. finally
how scandinavian of me
when im laying in bed with matt and i start to move my feet he says “youre burrowing”
there are 4 bowls of fruit on my kitchen table.
on wednesday and friday i work at 6 a.m. and next tuesday i work at 5:45 a.m. what the hell is this bullsh*t
Anonymous asked: I really admire you. I wish I lived at home still with my parents and that was an option for me because I feel like having support like that nearby helps people to be strong when they come from a good family. But I got off track. I really admire you for being able to keep yourself company and not being boy dependent
i like when guys hold open doors for me in the sense that they’re my bitch
it seems like people always say “nice catch” to me
See how Spring opens with disabling cold, And hunting winds and the long-lying...– SEE HOW SPRING OPENS by Gerard Manley Hopkins
also ricola cough drops are just about the cutest food thing in the universe??? they contain mallow, elder flower, wild thyme, hyssop, peppermint, lemon balm, horehound, linden, and sage, and as if all that isnt cute enough, when you unwrap them, you find that they are also gently wrapped in a small rectangle of wax paper.
my lips are strangely chapped in ways that i cannot begin to describe there is like a ring of chap around my mouth however it seems to run in the center, the equator if you will, of my mouth, and this is the only chapped part, and the “tropics” of my mouth are just normal. it feels weird and this must end at once but alas