“I would know if a tray of food had been served to me.”
“Would you?”
A really good story that my uncle chap told me once was about this time he had a difficult test or some essay in a shakespeare class he took in college ( for all my Rutgerians he went to Rutgers New Brunswick ). when the professor had graded them he told everyone that almost all of the grades were really bad but there was maybe one A and a few Bs. I forget what chap got but he did really well on whatever it was. he told me that after the class that day this girl he was madly in love with ( they never dated though ) was asking him how he did and what he got, and when he told her, she reacted by shoving him on the chest with both hands and yelling “GET OUT!” just like Elaine from Seinfeld. Seinfeld hadn’t been created yet.
“The last thing I remember is you flinching. Then I blacked out.”
“You see, the deceased landed on the roof of my car. The splat, as it were, actually occurred on the roof of my car.”
“You’re returning used fruit?”
“Jerry, this peach is sub-par.”
